Funny and Hilariously Honest Baby Onesie for the Newest Gossip in Town - Watch Your Language Asshole, I'm a Baby

Introduce your baby to the world with a cheeky grin with our Eavesdropper Alert! onesie. It's not just any outfit; it's a public service announcement from your tiny tot, reminding everyone that little ears are always listening—and possibly judging. Perfect for babies who love to be in the know, and even better for parents who appreciate a dose of humor in their day-to-day parenting saga.

Crafted with Love & Laughter:
Our onesie is spun from the softest, giggle-inducing fabric known to babykind, ensuring your little one stays comfy while eavesdropping on the adults. The convenient snap closures are perfect for quick espionage escapes (a.k.a. diaper changes), making both baby and parent's life easier.

The Ultimate Gift for Moms with a Sense of Humor:
Know a new mom who loves a good joke? Want to celebrate the arrival of a new baby with a splash of humor? This onesie is your go-to gift that will have everyone laughing. It’s perfect for moms who know that along with all the diapers, sleepless nights, and baby giggles, a good sense of humor is essential to parenting.

Customize Your Giggles:
Available in sizes fit for all babies, from the whisperer to the town crier. If you're looking for that personal touch or a specific joke addition, we're all ears—just like your baby! Send us a message, and let's make your onesie as unique as your little one's personality.

A Wardrobe Staple for the Humorous Household:
Let's face it, parenting is a blend of chaos, love, and laughter. Dress your baby in a onesie that captures the essence of your fun-filled home. It's more than just attire; it's a badge of honor for the baby who's ready to take on the world, one giggle at a time.